Prenatal YOGA

So I dragged my butt out of the house today, to go and pay homage to Prenatal Yoga.....OMG I'm so NOT a Yoga person I tell ya. It's NOT my thing, I  felt like I was stuck in some cheap under budget film....that's how I felt people so please don't shoot me for telling it like it is.

I guess not all Groupon's are created equal, the deal was awesome and I decided to buy a 5 week session and give it a try. I have been postponing going for a while now, and since stuff has settled on the home front I decided to start going this week....ooh gawd what the heck.

Walked into class where the cheerful instructor was eagerly waiting for all the pregnant clients to arrive. She was very welcoming and embracing at hello and I felt quiet at home until the introductions began. It was going around the circle talking about what kind of "mother" we aspire to be...who do we look up to for parenting skills.......

Drum roll as all the pregnant women started pouring their hearts out....OMG, wait a second while I buff. I couldn't believe what some of these women were saying......seriously what freaking planet do they come from. Thank goodness the lights were dimmed and I couldn't help but roll my eyes several times. Who signed up these women honestly....they all need some big time reality checks for some of the nonsense there were saying.

Anyways when it came to my turn....I just said I'm not a groupie nor a follower. I do my own thing and just because everyone else is currently hooked on eating Quinoa it doesn't mean that I'm eating Quinoa too...LOL. You should have seen the looks on these women, I'm surprised that they didn't strangle me.

So the class started with some mantra stuff, working from the bottom up, being in your Zen...ooh gawd what the heck was that. I honestly didn't get into my Zen and l was trying my best to be calm and all. This new age Yoga or whatever they call it is definitely not my cup of tea. I carried on wondering when the good parts were coming and sadly Nada, Nada it was just Zen, Zen and more Zen for the whole 1 hour and 30 mins.

Yikes what happened to sweating it up and feeling energized and all. I came back home with a disappointed look on my face that said it all. So next week I guess I'm trying Prenatal Water Aerobics....See you later Yoga